The Burlesque Brawlers are a seductive dance troop turned Texas Protectors. One night while performing one of their most famous acts at the Jezebel Saloon, a fight broke out after several escaped psychward patients threw beer bottles across the room. The Burlesque troop jumped off the stage and used their best assets to control the under-medicated misfits!
Once the trash had been taken out and the troop calmed the crowd, they cinched up their corsets, straightened their petticoats and returned to the stage. Just as the first song began to play the saloon doors flew open and there stood Texas’ most Notorious Mobstresses followed by an Army of Militant Mammas.
From the back of the stage came the crack of a whip. The girls knew it was time to protect their Texas Territory! True to Old West style, chairs began to fly and tables were overturned. The Burlesque temptresses dove behind the bar breaking whiskey bottles over the heads of Camo-Clad Army Brats!
Across the saloon a shot rang out! The Sultry Vixens deserted their defeated P.O.Ws and turned to the Burly Bosses, six-shooters drawn. Gunfire erupted throughout the room and died out just as quickly as it had begun as the mobstresses fell one by one! Their Semi-automatics were nothing compared to the Burlesque troops skilled technique and shoot to kill attitude!
The crowd cheered wildly! A handsome cowboy grabbed one of the buxom beauties and planted a kiss on her lips and in his thick southern drawl said, “Damn! You Burlesque Gals sure can Brawl!” From that moment on those Texas Leading Ladies were known as “The Burlesque Brawlers”!!! |