2009 Season Scores
April 18, 2009
Psych Ward Sirens (108) Hell Mary's (from Austin) (106)
Bayou City Bosse$ (146) Burlesque Brawlers (67)
March 21, 2009
Bayou City Bosses (269) Hurricane Alley (8)
Psych Ward Sirens (161) Burlesque Brawlers (126)
2008 Season Scores
2008 Championship - September 28, 2008
Psych Ward Sirens (71) Bayou City Bosses (81)
Machete Betties (107) Burlesque Brawlers (105)
August 10, 2008
Psych Ward Sirens (xx) Bayou City Bosses (xx)
Machete Betties (xx) South Side Roller Derby (xx)
July 13, 2008
HaRD Knocks (xx) TXRG Texecutioners (xx)
Burlesque Brawlers (xx) ACRD Bombshells (xx)
Summer Slaughter - June 8, 2008
ACD Bombshell Brigade 100 vs Burlesque Brawlers 123
Machete Betties 77 vs Psych Ward Sirens 76
May Massacre - May 18, 2008
Burlesque Brawlers 1 vs Machete Betties 1
Bayou City Bosses 75 vs Honkeytonk Heartbreakers
April Annihilation - April 13, 2008
Hell Marys 126 vs Psych Ward Sirens 83
Bayou City Bosses 75 vs Burlesque Brawlers 37
March Masquerade - March 9, 2008
Bayou City Bosses 113 vs Machete Betties 76
Psych Ward Sirens 162 vs Burlesque Brawlers 80
2007 Season Final Scores
High Rollin' Roulette *Championship* - October 21, 2007
Psych Ward Sirens 107 vs Bayou City Bosses 95
Machete Betties 89 vs Burlesque Brawlers 92
Governor's Cup - September 16, 2007
Las Tejanas (Alamo) 57 vs Special Ops (Assassination) 144
Dallas Derby Devils 90 vs HaRD Knocks (Houston) 114
TXRG (Austin) 141 vs Special Ops (Assassination) 52
HaRD Knocks (Houston) 67 vs TXRG (Austin) 128
Congratulations to TXRG for winning the 2007 Gov's Cup!
August Assult - August 19, 2007
Psych Ward Sirens 127 vs Machete Betties 63
Bayou City Bosses 141 vs Burlesque Brawlers 71
In Quad We Trust - July 15, 2007
Bayou City Bosse$ (97) vs. Machete Betties (69)
Psych Ward Sirens (179) vs. Burlesque Brawlers (107)
Big Top Brawl - June 17, 2007
HaRD Knocks (HRD)(197) vs. Las Tejanas (Alamo City)(79)
Knockouts (HRD)(92) vs. Heartbreakers (TXRG)(82)
MAYhem - May 20, 2007
Psych Ward Sirens (137) vs. Machete Betties (115)
Bayou City BosseS (128) vs. Burlesque Brawlers (43)
Spring Fling - April 15, 2007
Machete Betties (154) vs. Burlesque Brawlers (57)
Bayou City Bosse$ (90) vs. Psych Ward Sirens (79)
HRD Favorite Skater--DeMentia
Favorite Jammer--Beverly Kills
Favorite Blocker--Goldie Bloxx
Favorite HRD Team--Psych Ward Sirens
Favorite Team Captain--Death By Chocolate
Favorite Bayou City Boss--Death By Chocolate
Favorite Burlesque Brawler--Catazon
Favorite Machete Bettie--Beverly Kills
Favorite Siren--Tie DeMentia and Mistilla
Favorite Rookie--Savage Rose
Most Missed Skater or Volunteer--Patsy Crime
Favorite Derby Name--Tawdry Hepburn
Favorite Tatooed Skater--Felanie
Favorite Referee--Rushin' Cleavage
Favorite Announcer--The Colonel
Best Dressed Team--Psych Ward Sirens
Favorite Team Introduction--Psych Ward Sirens
Favorite Non-Bout Derby Event--Derbyoke
Favorite Halftime Show--Aggie Wranglers
Best Dressed--Ally Basher
Best Fan--Me! (that would be whoever is reading this)
Best Rack--Sick Nick
Best Cleavage--Sick Nick
Best Taunts--DBC and Mistilla
Best Team This year--Bayou City Bosses
Best Voice--Chewcifer
Best Afterparty--Chances
Favorite DJ--DJ at the May bout.
Favorite Fan--Austin Phil
Favorite Fight--Wreckhell Welch vs. Beverly Kills
Favorite Hit--AudioMind taking out referee
Favorite Art Car--Machine Bettie Command Car
Favorite Showboater--Mistilla
Favorite Snack of the Colonel--Pickel Juice
Favorite Thing Overall--These badass women!
Favorite Trainer--Mistilla
Favorite Venue--Verizon |