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Houston Roller Derby Information

Bout Scores

April 18, 2009
Psych Ward Sirens (108) Hell Mary's (from Austin) (106)
Bayou City Bosse$ (146) Burlesque Brawlers (67)

March 21, 2009
Bayou City Bosses (269) Hurricane Alley (8)
Psych Ward Sirens (161) Burlesque Brawlers (126)

2008 Championship - September 28, 2008
Psych Ward Sirens (71) Bayou City Bosses (81)
Machete Betties (107) Burlesque Brawlers (105)

August 10, 2008
Psych Ward Sirens (xx) Bayou City Bosses (xx)
Machete Betties (xx) South Side Roller Derby (xx)

 July 13, 2008
HaRD Knocks (xx) TXRG Texecutioners (xx)
Burlesque Brawlers  (xx) ACRD Bombshells (xx)

Summer Slaughter - June 8, 2008
ACD Bombshell Brigade 100 vs Burlesque Brawlers 123
Machete Betties 77
vs Psych Ward Sirens 76

May Massacre - May 18, 2008
Burlesque Brawlers 1 vs Machete Betties 
Bayou City Bosses 75 vs Honkeytonk Heartbreakers

April Annihilation - April 13, 2008
Hell Marys 126 vs Psych Ward Sirens 83 
Bayou City Bosses 75 vs Burlesque Brawlers 37

March Masquerade - March 9, 2008
Bayou City Bosses 113 vs Machete Betties 76
Psych Ward Sirens 162 vs Burlesque Brawlers 80

High Rollin' Roulette *Championship* - October 21, 2007
Psych Ward Sirens 107 vs Bayou City Bosses 95
Machete Betties 89 vs Burlesque Brawlers 92

Governor's Cup - September 16, 2007
Las Tejanas (Alamo) 57 vs Special Ops (Assassination) 144
Dallas Derby Devils 90 vs HaRD Knocks (Houston) 114
TXRG (Austin) 141 vs Special Ops (Assassination) 52
HaRD Knocks (Houston) 67 vs TXRG (Austin) 128
Congratulations to TXRG for winning the 2007 Gov's Cup!
 
August Assult - August 19, 2007
Psych Ward Sirens 127 vs Machete Betties 63
Bayou City Bosses 141 vs Burlesque Brawlers 71
 
In Quad We Trust - July 15, 2007
Bayou City Bosse$ (97) vs. Machete Betties (69) 
Psych Ward Sirens (179) vs. Burlesque Brawlers (107)
 
Big Top Brawl - June 17, 2007
HaRD Knocks (HRD)(197) vs. Las Tejanas (Alamo City)(79) 
Knockouts (HRD)(92) vs. Heartbreakers (TXRG)(82)

MAYhem - May 20, 2007
Psych Ward Sirens (137) vs. Machete Betties (115)
Bayou City BosseS (128) vs. Burlesque Brawlers (43)

Spring Fling - April 15, 2007
Machete Betties (154) vs. Burlesque Brawlers (57)
Bayou City Bosse$ (90) vs. Psych Ward Sirens (79)

HRD Favorite Skater--DeMentia
Favorite Jammer--Beverly Kills
Favorite Blocker--Goldie Bloxx
Favorite HRD Team--Psych Ward Sirens
Favorite Team Captain--Death By Chocolate
Favorite Bayou City Boss--Death By Chocolate
Favorite Burlesque Brawler--Catazon
Favorite Machete Bettie--Beverly Kills
Favorite Siren--Tie DeMentia and Mistilla
Favorite Rookie--Savage Rose
Most Missed Skater or Volunteer--Patsy Crime
Favorite Derby Name--Tawdry Hepburn
Favorite Tatooed Skater--Felanie
Favorite Referee--Rushin' Cleavage
Favorite Announcer--The Colonel
Best Dressed Team--Psych Ward Sirens
Favorite Team Introduction--Psych Ward Sirens
Favorite Non-Bout Derby Event--Derbyoke
Favorite Halftime Show--Aggie Wranglers
Best Dressed--Ally Basher
Best Fan--Me! (that would be whoever is reading this)
Best Rack--Sick Nick
Best Cleavage--Sick Nick
Best Taunts--DBC and Mistilla
Best Team This year--Bayou City Bosses
Best Voice--Chewcifer
Best Afterparty--Chances
Favorite DJ--DJ at the May bout.
Favorite Fan--Austin Phil
Favorite Fight--Wreckhell Welch vs. Beverly Kills
Favorite Hit--AudioMind taking out referee
Favorite Art Car--Machine Bettie Command Car
Favorite Showboater--Mistilla
Favorite Snack of the Colonel--Pickel Juice
Favorite Thing Overall--These badass women!
Favorite Trainer--Mistilla
Favorite Venue--Verizon

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2010 Home Schedule
 March 20, 2010
 April 17, 2010
 May 15, 2010
 June 19, 2010
 July 17, 2010
 August 21, 2010
 September 18, 2010
***ALL HOME BOUTS TAKE PLACE AT KICKS INDOOR SOCCER***

2010 HaRD Knocks Schedule
Feb 20-21 @ Austin
March 6-7 @ Dallas
May 1, 2010 @ 3 Star Inline in Shenandoah, TX
June 5, 2010 @ 3 Star Inline in Shenandoah, TX
July 24, 2010 @ Madison, WI
July 25, 2010 @ Milwalkee, WI
Aug 29, 2010 @ 3 Star Inline in Shenandoah, TX
Oct 8-9, 2010 @ Omaha, NE